Fat Tailed Solutions
For local businesses — English & Spanish

A professional bilingual website, live this week — $490, done for you.

We build your site, write your copy in English and Spanish, wire up booking and lead forms, and host it — for less than one month of what an agency charges.

Request a launch slotFlat $490 launch. $29/mo hosting & updates. No contracts.
Production pathFounder reviewedSpecific follow-up

A local business site that can take the next customer action

The request starts a scoped buyer conversation with the system, artifact, and human review path visible up front.

Launch path
Fast
focused first site
Capture
Native
request flow built in
Owner
FTS
built and operated
Work product

A concrete artifact or pilot scope, not a generic discovery call.

Operating owner

Fat Tailed Solutions builds, ships, and runs the system.

Request path

This page captures the context needed to reply without a second intake step.

Proof before pitch

A local business site that can take the next customer action

The request starts a scoped buyer conversation with the system, artifact, and human review path visible up front.

Work product
A concrete artifact or pilot scope, not a generic discovery call.
Operating owner
Fat Tailed Solutions builds, ships, and runs the system.
Request path
This page captures the context needed to reply without a second intake step.
Human gate
Nothing is sold or turned on without a scoped follow-up.
Source context
The reply is tied to the offer and page that brought you here.
First move
The next step should be small enough to prove value before anything expands.

Your website is costing you customers

  • Your current site is outdated, slow on phones, or doesn't exist — and customers check before they call.
  • Agencies quote $3,000+ and six weeks for a five-page site.
  • DIY builders eat your weekends and still look DIY.
  • Half your customers speak Spanish and your site doesn't.

What you get

  • A fast, mobile-first website with your services, hours, photos, and reviews.
  • Full English + Spanish versions — real copy, not machine-translated word salad.
  • Lead forms and booking that send inquiries straight to your phone/email.
  • Google Business optimization so you show up on Maps.
  • Hosting, security, and content updates handled — you never touch a dashboard.

How it works

  1. 1

    Tell us about the business

    15 minutes by phone. We pull your photos, reviews, and details.

  2. 2

    We build it

    Draft in 2 business days. You mark up anything you want changed.

  3. 3

    Live by Friday

    Connected to your domain, indexed on Google, collecting leads.

Launch special
$490 flat + $29/mo

50% deposit to start, balance when you approve the site. Hosting includes updates and unlimited small edits. Cancel hosting anytime — the site is yours.

10 launch slots this month
Request a launch slot
Direct requestPersonal replySafe first note

Claim a launch slot

Tell us your business name and what you do — we'll reply with examples for your industry.

Optional, but useful.

Tell us the context, the workflow, and what would make this worth your time.

What to put in the note

Skip the pitch. Tell us the live situation: what happens today, where it breaks, and what would prove this belongs in your workflow.

Current state
Tools, volume, team, or workflow as it works today.
Where it breaks
Missed calls, slow searches, manual rework, risk, or revenue slipping away.
First useful proof
The one result that would make you say: yes, keep going.
You’ll get back

A straight fit/no-fit read, a small first move, and the evidence we’d use to judge whether it worked.

Keep it safe

No client files, passwords, private matter facts, or account access in the first note. Rough context is enough.