Fat Tailed Solutions
For plaintiff & consumer law firms

The case that calls at 9pm Friday signs with whoever answers.

AI intake that answers every call, qualifies the matter, captures the facts, and flags urgent cases to your on-call attorney — with full transcripts for conflicts and compliance.

Book an intake auditRuns on your existing intake number. Founding firms get white-glove setup.
Production pathFounder reviewedSpecific follow-up

Intake that protects speed, fit, and reviewability

The request starts a scoped buyer conversation with the system, artifact, and human review path visible up front.

First pass
Audit
test current intake
Record
Transcript
reviewable by firm
Mode
Gated
human signoff first
Work product

A concrete artifact or pilot scope, not a generic discovery call.

Operating owner

Fat Tailed Solutions builds, ships, and runs the system.

Request path

This page captures the context needed to reply without a second intake step.

Proof before pitch

Intake that protects speed, fit, and reviewability

The request starts a scoped buyer conversation with the system, artifact, and human review path visible up front.

Work product
A concrete artifact or pilot scope, not a generic discovery call.
Operating owner
Fat Tailed Solutions builds, ships, and runs the system.
Request path
This page captures the context needed to reply without a second intake step.
Human gate
Nothing is sold or turned on without a scoped follow-up.
Source context
The reply is tied to the offer and page that brought you here.
Fallback
The original Google Form stays available if the embedded request path fails.

Intake is where firms leak revenue

  • CallRail's 1.1M-lead analysis found 28% of calls to law firms go unanswered — during business hours. After hours it's worse: fewer than 3% of callers routed to voicemail leave a message (Invoca, 60M calls). Those are signable cases dialing the next firm.
  • Intake staff quality varies — key facts, dates, and conflicts get missed.
  • Answering services can't screen for case value or statute-of-limitations urgency.
  • You're paying for marketing that rings a phone nobody answers.

What you get

  • 24/7 AI intake on your existing lines — every caller gets a professional, patient interview.
  • Structured intake records: parties, incident date, injuries/damages, insurance, referral source.
  • Urgency flags and instant escalation to your on-call attorney for high-value matters.
  • Full recordings and transcripts — audit-ready, conflict-checkable, training-ready.
  • Custom qualification scripts per practice area, tuned with your intake team.

How it works

  1. 1

    Map your intake

    One call with your intake lead: practice areas, qualifying questions, escalation rules.

  2. 2

    Go live in days

    Overflow and after-hours first; expand to first-line when the transcripts earn your trust.

  3. 3

    Sign more cases

    Every caller interviewed, every record structured, every urgent matter escalated.

Founding firm rate
$349/mo — locked for 12 months

First 10 firms. White-glove setup included. One signed case typically pays for years of service. Month-to-month.

10 founding firms
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Book a free intake audit

We'll test-call your current intake line, show you what callers experience today, and demo the AI on your actual scripts.

Optional, but useful.

Tell us the context, the workflow, and what would make this worth your time.

Backup Google Form
What to put in the note

Skip the pitch. Tell us the live situation: what happens today, where it breaks, and what would prove this belongs in your workflow.

Current state
Tools, volume, team, or workflow as it works today.
Where it breaks
Missed calls, slow searches, manual rework, risk, or revenue slipping away.
First useful proof
The one result that would make you say: yes, keep going.
You’ll get back

A straight fit/no-fit read, a small first move, and the evidence we’d use to judge whether it worked.

Keep it safe

No client files, passwords, private matter facts, or account access in the first note. Rough context is enough.