Fat Tailed Solutions
For dental, home services & appointment-driven businesses

Every missed call is a customer someone else booked.

An AI receptionist that answers every call, books appointments, and texts you a clean summary — 24/7, on your existing number. Built and operated in the US by the engineers who run it in production.

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A call ledger that turns missed calls into booked next steps

The buyer should see exactly how calls are answered, summarized, escalated, and converted before changing their number.

Coverage
24/7
after-hours first
Setup path
Safe
forwarding before cutover
Proof
Logs
summaries + transcripts
Test-call audit

A before/after view of what a real caller experiences.

Call summary

Every call becomes a clean record with name, need, urgency, and next action.

Booking gate

Calendar actions can start in human-review mode before automation expands.

Proof before pitch

A call ledger that turns missed calls into booked next steps

The buyer should see exactly how calls are answered, summarized, escalated, and converted before changing their number.

Test-call audit
A before/after view of what a real caller experiences.
Call summary
Every call becomes a clean record with name, need, urgency, and next action.
Booking gate
Calendar actions can start in human-review mode before automation expands.
Existing number
Start with no-answer or after-hours forwarding; no new phone system required.
Transcript review
Every conversation can be read before the system gets more responsibility.
Escalation rules
Urgent, VIP, and uncertain calls route back to a person.

What missed calls actually cost

  • CallRail analyzed 1.1M small-business leads: 32% of calls to healthcare practices and 14% to home-services businesses go unanswered. And when callers hit voicemail, Invoca's 60M-call dataset shows fewer than 3% leave a message — the rest just call the next listing.
  • Front desk staff can't answer during procedures, jobs, or after hours.
  • Answering services read scripts, can't book, and cost more every year.
  • You find out about missed opportunities never — there's no record at all.

What you get

  • 24/7 AI call answering on your existing business number — no hardware, no new phone system.
  • Real appointment booking against your calendar, with human-review gates you control.
  • Instant text/email summaries of every call: who, what, callback number, urgency.
  • Full transcripts and recordings — every conversation searchable and auditable.
  • White-glove setup: we configure scripts, hours, and escalation rules with you.

How it works

  1. 1

    15-minute setup call

    We learn how you handle calls today and what a booked appointment looks like.

  2. 2

    We wire it up

    Your number forwards on no-answer or after hours — start safe, expand when you trust it.

  3. 3

    You stop losing callers

    Every call answered, logged, summarized. Cancel anytime if it doesn't pay for itself.

The Never-Missed-Call System — founding rate
$199/mo — locked for life

First 20 businesses. Month-to-month, cancel anytime. Starts with a free week on your after-hours calls — read every transcript before you pay a dollar.

20 founding slots — first cohort onboards this month
Everything included
  • 24/7 AI answering + real appointment booking (human answering services charge more for business hours only)$349/mo
  • Instant text/email summary of every call + searchable transcript archive$99/mo
  • Custom scripts, hours, and escalation rules tuned to your business$299
  • White-glove setup — we do everything, you change nothing about your number$500 — waived
  • Founding price lock: your rate never increases, ever
  • Total value$450+/mo in like-for-like services
  • Your price$199/mo — locked for life
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The Booked-Appointment Guarantee

If the system doesn't book at least one appointment in your first 14 days live, your next 3 months are free. And you start with a free trial week — if the transcripts don't show you missed revenue, walk away having paid nothing.

Not ready to commit? Start free

Free missed-call audit — find out what you're losing

We'll test-call your business at lunch, after close, and on Saturday, then send you a one-page report of exactly what a customer experiences when they call you — plus what those outcomes cost at your average ticket. Free, no meeting required.

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